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Well now I just feel rotten! how are you?
Colby Jack hadn’t been to many places in her life besides the farm where she was made and the cheesecake factory once which was a huge mistake. The cheesecake factory WAS NOT a place where cheese could get cake but a horrible place where cheese was misused. So she was not happy…
“Hello sexy I gotta say this guy is creeping me out. He’s staring at me like the delicious piece of cheese I am…I think I should go. Can you take me to my home planet of Wisconsin?
“Of course if that’s what you really want. My thief won’t do anything, I made him fish fingers and custard to distract him. Wisconsin, it is then, when in Wisconsin again? Id hate to drop you off too early or late.” she went to the controls.
“Are you sure he won’t eat me? I’m looking pretty tasty if I so say so myself. Ok if he won’t eat me can we go exploring?”
Colby Jack hadn’t been to many places in her life besides the farm where she was made and the cheesecake factory once which was a huge mistake. The cheesecake factory WAS NOT a place where cheese could get cake but a horrible place where cheese was misused. So she was not happy…
“Hello sexy I gotta say this guy is creeping me out. He’s staring at me like the delicious piece of cheese I am…I think I should go. Can you take me to my home planet of Wisconsin?
Colby Jack hadn’t been to many places in her life besides the farm where she was made and the cheesecake factory once which was a huge mistake. The cheesecake factory WAS NOT a place where cheese could get cake but a horrible place where cheese was misused. So she was not happy when a strange man took her inside a blue box. “What is this place?”
Colby Jack wasn’t your typical cheese. Unlike her brother and sisters who had gone on and become cheez its, she wanted to explore the world. When she finally arrived to a destination she felt lost and confused kinda like cottage cheese in a tomato mozzarella salad. “Where am I?” she asked.
Colby Jack was scared she didn’t know where she was. She saw a sign but couldn’t read what it said because she was a piece of cheese. “Excuse me miss can you read what the sign says?” The girl looked up “Hello I’m Rose, the sign says The Melting Pot” Colby Jack turned whiter then…
“Just because I can’t read doesn’t mean I can’t speak. I learned from the ancient ones called Feta and Bleu. You got to get me out of here! I’m too young to become a delicious gooey liquid!”
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I used to but we went our separate ways. Now I’m just a kraft singles.
Colby Jack was scared she didn’t know where she was. She saw a sign but couldn’t read what it said because she was a piece of cheese. “Excuse me miss can you read what the sign says?” The girl looked up “Hello I’m Rose, the sign says The Melting Pot” Colby Jack turned whiter then a piece of swiss cheese. “NO! you got to get me out of here!”